About Me:

Wassup fellow nerdy readers and bookworms! Welcome to my website. Sadly, it isn't bigger on the inside.

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My name is Troy Dearbourne. I am an early twenties MG and YA fiction writer. I live with my family in a small town outside of Orlando, Florida.

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Likes and dislikes? Hmm. Let's see. Sushi is the bomb.com, jogging is vastly overrated, and Netflix binging is the greatest thing since toilet paper. I spend my days using the torso of my Golden Retriever as an overstuffed pillow, thinking up ludicrous ideas and story plots, write them down on paper, and then charge people to read about it. And in the wee hours of the night, I usually spend my time lamenting how Pluto was exiled from our solar system.

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I mean, really. Who does that?